December 2011
84 posts
Chris: Joshua Rivera
if we were in a car together
and I had hidden cocaine in my ass
and we got stopped by the po-lice
would you swallow the cocaine to keep us out of jail?
11: 05 AM
me: Are you also swallowing it?
11: 09 AM
Chris: yes, you would need to swallow it
me: Wait, yes you are?
Chris: no, I just shoved it up my butt, but you'd need to swallow it to hide it
11: 10 AM
me: So in this scenario we are both swallowing the ass cocaine?
Chris: no, only you, I simply placed it in my butt hole
me: Oh, just me swallowing butt cocaine?
Chris: would you swallow it to keep us both out of jail?
me: No, I would only swallow an equal amount of ass cocaine as you
11: 11 AM
Chris: That makes me seriously reevaluate our friendship
http: //www.koat.com/news/30037563/detail.html
me: But most likely I would force you to put the cocaine back up your butthole
11: 12 AM
I just had to add butthole to my phones dictionary
Chris: lol... read the article
11: 13 AM
me: Yeah I tweeted that the other night
Chris: well. fuck.
11: 18 AM
me: Would eat a bag of cocaine that had been in my butthole?
Your gonna be a dad, and your white, you got a lot more reasons to stay out of jail
Chris: I would probably tell you to eat it yourself. I'm not sure why the brother had to eat it
11: 19 AM
rock paper scissors for it?
me: He was probably still in a lot of pain from fishing illegal drugs from his anal cavity
Best of 2011 on Spotify →
Started assembling a best of 2011 list, thought about cutting it down to 10 albums for about 5 seconds before giving up, so here’s what I came up as memorable. Probably still missing a bunch of stuff.
Friendly Fires - Pala
Sepalcure - Sepalcure
Twin Sister - In Heaven
Cage the Elephant - Thank You Happy Birthday
Foo Fighters - Wasting Light
Jay-Z & Kanye - Watch the Throne
Lil...
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