"Yeah, the startup company thing didn’t work out."
"Oh wow, I’m shocked."
”..So hey I was gonna see if you still wanted to see that stupid maze runner movie-“
"You broke up with me, Stan. You said you had to be free to ‘chase your dreams’.”
"Wendy..I thought my life was going in a different direction and I just.. felt that I had to give it everything I had, y’know? I had to focus on one thing."
"Is that why you told Clyde you broke up with me? Because you’re about to be ‘dripping in bitches’?"
"God why does everybody suddenly remember everything everybody says?"
"I’m happy, Stan. I’m happy I know who you really are now. You’re someone who can’t be counted on. You’re someone who can just bail on the people you love.”
(Source: testaburgers, via flowisaconstruct)